Batty Biteme: The Perils of Immortality by Rayne Goosen


Goosen_CoverWebFuturistic Comedy

Is Definitely Batty!


Batty Biteme: The Perils of Immortality is a fast-paced novel set mainly in England in the year 2725. The story spans the years 605 to 3105, taking readers on an exhilarating journey to surreal places in the future and past. It tells of friendship and perseverance, as well as the importance of humour, even in dire circumstances.


Batty Biteme. What a name! It conjures up many meanings, but for the most part, bloody images of sucking and biting come to mind. Though, if asked, Batty would definitely disagree. Batty starts his adventure with a promise to Ms. Nano Bott, a beautiful android, to find the mythical but elusive pool of life that will finally make her human. After her promise to show him unfathomable pleasures makes his teeth bleed, Batty decides to assist most industriously, because what man in his right mind could refuse an adventure with such a lovely creature?


The well-known mad scientist Gunther Pleckfish and his psychotic partners in crime thwart Batty’s plans in the Sol galaxy. So what’s next? Will Batty be able to find the pool of life or will Ms. Bott live a lonely and electrified existence forever?



BATTY BITEME: THE PERILS OF IMMORTALITY(ISBN: 978-1-62516-213-7) is now available for $13.95 and can be ordered through the publisher’s website: or at or


WHOLESALERS: This book is distributed by Ingram Books and other wholesale distributors. Contact your representative with the ISBN for purchase. Wholesale purchase for retailers, universities, libraries, and other organizations is also available through the publisher; please email


About the Author: Rayne Goosen lives in Pretoria, South Africa. This is first book in a series. She wanted to combine the old mystery behind vampires with the new technology of androids.


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